Married with Children1987

Al:
Kelly, I know you're grown up, even though you still live at home and occasionally pick up the phone when you hear the doorbell. But, sweetheart, look, why do you think I carry your baby picture in my wallet.

Kelly:
That's not me, Dad.

Bud:
That's the picture that came with the wallet.

Al:
Hey, when I bought this wallet, I had a choice - a little boy or a little girl. I picked the little girl. She's symbolic.

Kelly:
She's Chinese, Dad!

Al:
That's what I was hoping you would be!

Kelly:
Oh, Daddy... I'm sorry I'm not Chinese.

Al:
Oh, sweetheart, that all right, now.