Married with Children1987

[Al is waiting eagerly for a cheesecake from a Wisconsin restaurant. The doorbell rings, and he opens it to Steve and Marcy]

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
[exhales] Well, we're back...

Jefferson D'Arcy:
[exhales] We got it, you wouldn't believe the trouble...

[Al has already grabbed the cheesecake and shut the door on them. As he goes to the table, they storm in]

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Do you know what hell we went through to get you that cheesecake? We had to make a two-day trek through the backwoods of Wisconsin's cheese country! Living off cheese wine... nibbling on cheese bread... having to make cheap cheese love... and we almost got lost a thousand times!

Al Bundy:
Well, that's why I sent Peg with you as a guide.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Yeah, thanks so much for sending your wife on our honeymoon. Without her playing pinochle with us every night, we don't know what we would have done.