Married with Children1987
Ephraim Wanker:
My wife is just a little embarrassed to be here.
Peggy Bundy:
Daddy's right. Maybe it'll make her feel better if we stick around here and participate.
Al Bundy:
Peg, I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbury. I'd rather have by neck shaved by Ray Charles. I'd rather have a picture of you tattooed on the inside my eyelids than spend any more time with these clowns.
[the clown sitting among the other married couples looks down at the floor with sorrow]
Ephraim Wanker:
Look, Al if you leave now, you can forget about me and Mama patching things up here.
Al Bundy:
Oh, all right, I'll stay! But I swear I'm not talking to, or touching that bozo with the big red hair! [points to the clown sitting nearby] Or that guy either.
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