Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



[Peg and the kids are watching the screene that says the Masculine Feminist and hears punching. The curtain goes up to see Al and his buddies don black masks and No MA'AM shirts. It also shows Jerry Springer tied up and gagged with a crude ovulates sign with an arrow pointed at him]

Al:
Tonight's brodcast of the Masculine Feminist has been commandeered by the secret society called NO MA'AM. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

[the men cheered]

Al:
I would reveal my true identity, but for political reasons, I can not. But do not take me lightly, I once played football in high school.

Kelly Bundy:
That guy played football in high school.

Bud Bundy:
That is dad, bonehead.

[points to Jefferson and Bob Rooney on the screen]

Bud Bundy:
And that's Mr.D'Arcy and Mr.Bob Rooney.

Peggy Bundy:
Oh boy. If Marcy finds out about this, she'll be down there in a second. Gee, I wonder if she's watching.

[Peg and the kids hear Marcy starts up her car and drives away]

Peggy Bundy:
Well I guess so.

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