Married with Children1987

[a little fat girl named Penelope is trying on shoes]

Penelope:
Does this look like pink? I said pink. Pink you bone top!

Al:
A thousand apologies, my little carbuncle.

Penelope:
With this attitude, you're gonna be working here for the rest of your life.

Al:
Yeah, well take a gander into the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like.

[Penelope's super-obese mother is sitting in the chair]

Leona:
Come, Penelope. Let's go someplace where they treat us with respect.

Al:
Why don't you two try the moon? You'll weigh less there.