Married with Children1987

[first lines]

[Bud sneaks up behind Kelly and grabs her hair and holds a plastic knife to her neck]

Kelly Bundy:
Let go of my hair, you little psychopath!

Bud Bundy:
Die, commie bimbo!

Peggy Bundy:
Now, Bud! I thought we talked about this before.

Bud Bundy:
What's that, Mom?

Peggy Bundy:
You know, sneaking up behind your sister, pulling her hair, pretending to kill her. You remember the affect it had on Grandma? nobody likes it; nobody thinks it's funny, so cut it out, okay?

Bud Bundy:
Sure, Mom.

[a horn honks from outside]

Peggy Bundy:
Now, go to school.

Kelly Bundy:
[to Bud as they walk out] I *hate* you!

Bud Bundy:
Good!