Married with Children1987

Al Bundy, Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Robby Krieger, Mark Lindsay, Peter Noone, John Sebastian:
[singing] We are the old. We've got arthritis. Our gums are weak from gingivitus.

John Sebastian:
We are the old. We've got arthritis.

Al Bundy, Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Robby Krieger, Mark Lindsay, Peter Noone, John Sebastian:
We are the ones who wear bifocals and have bursitis.

Spencer Davis:
They are people younger, but we heed another call.

Richie Havens:
We really need the money. Our accountants took it all.

Peter Noone:
We sing to you, those who have money. Once we we're cool.

Al Bundy:
But now we just dress funny.

John Sebastian:
We need you're help. So, please, please dig deep.

Richie Havens:
But don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep.

Robby Krieger:
We have Medicare, and anti-gas pills.

Mark Lindsay:
But without your help we can't pay our alimony bills.

Al Bundy, Spencer Davis, Richie Havens, Robby Krieger, Mark Lindsay, Peter Noone, John Sebastian:
We are the old, we have arthritis. Once we we're gods, now golf excites us. So, write a check, for our December. There's one more verse, but we can't remember.