Married with Children1987

Parley Wayne Rockefeller:
Howdy folks! Parley Wayne at your service. What can I do ya for?

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Hi. My expensive, German luxuary sedan just broke down about a mile up the road after running over one of your state birds, the possum. I'll be needing a tow truck.

Parley Wayne Rockefeller:
Why hell, I'd like a tow truck too. I also would like a new wife and some more teeth.

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Look, ZZ Top, I don't care what business you rednecks run in this part of the country, but we've got to get to Florida.

Parley Wayne Rockefeller:
You keep on callin' me names, and you just might land there!