Married with Children1987

Marcy Rhoades:
[entering the room slightly laughing, holding a car phone in her hand] Oh, god. You want to hear something funny? This car phone lay over at my house and a policeman came over and asked me what car I thought it came from, the Mercedes or the Dodge.

[laughing, then getting a slight grip, to Al]

Marcy Rhoades:
He thought it could be yours.

[into the car phone]

Marcy Rhoades:
What's that? A woman cross town needs a seven-triple-E? I'm on my way.

[immitates an accelerating car]

Marcy Rhoades:
Whoever thought seeing an accident like that could be that much fun.

Al:
You saw it?

Marcy Rhoades:
Yeah. I was saying goodnight to my date.

Peggy Bundy:
Oh, Al, a non-Bundy as a witness. You think They'll believe her?

Al:
But Peg, do you think a judge will believe that she had a date?