Married with Children1987

Al:
[drunk] Family, did you know that, along with an election coming up, there's something big going on. They're trying to sneak by a two cent beer tax. Two cents! And what really gets to me is that the money that they're gonna raise, is gonna go for education! Well, I'll be damned if I'm paying two cents for some moron to learn how to read! I mean, where's it gonna end? I mean, pretty soon they'll be taxing... income!

Marcy:
Well, Al, it's nice to see that you care about something besides wondering who's back is hairier, yours or your dogs'.

Al:
Or, who's chest is hairier, mine or yours.