Married with Children1987

Marcy:
Steve, don't tell them about your insane quest to create the 99 cent coin.

Steve:
Al, I invented the 99 cent coin. Have you ever noticed how things cost $7.99? $14.99? $99.99? My coin will eliminate the messy change that only catches the attention of obnoxious beggars who hastle you on the way to your Mercedes. What do you think of it, Al?

Al:
What about tax?

Steve:
[after pause] You sound just like those fools in the treasury department.

Marcy:
Well, Dear, maybe if you hadn't have insisted on putting your picture on the coin.

Steve:
Whose should it have been? Yours? Look, Al, you gotta see your dream through, Buddy. All they can do is laugh at you.

Marcy:
And audit you for five straight years.