Married with Children1987

[Al is fondling the right foot and leg of an attractive young woman at the shoe store]

Jade:
Sir? It's been 10 minutes. Don't you think you should get me a shoe?

Al:
That's an all-too-common mistake in the shoe business, Miss. You see, us real pros understand the need to hold a foot and getting a good look at the leg so that we know what we're dealing with. I hope you are not too uncomfortable.

Jade:
Well actually... it turns me on.

[Peggy and the rest of the Bundys enter]

Al:
We're closed!

[Peggy sits down in the chair behind Al who immediately knows who it is]

Al:
Go home, Peg!

Peggy Bundy:
I am home, Al.