Married with Children1987

Al:
I hate those little complaint boxes outside in the mall. A fat woman comes into the shoe store today, and she's so huge that she's protected by Greenpeace, and asked for a size four shoe. I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home. And she has the nerve to complain about my performance.

Peggy Bundy:
Honey, I complain about your performance all the time, and you don't care. Sometimes you don't even wake up.