Married with Children1987

Al:
[reading Ironhead Haynes' Nine Commandments] Rule number one: it's okay to all hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays. Rule Two: it is wrong to be French. Rule Three: it is okay to put all bad people into a giant meat grinder. Rule Four: lawyers... see Rule Three. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. Everyone should car pool except me. Bring back the word 'stewardesses'. Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport. Those are your Ten Commandments.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Al, that's only nine.

Al:
Oh... these are your Nine Commandments.