Married with Children1987
Al Bundy:
Here's the plan. We are only going to take our wives there on Thursdays.
Charlie:
But Al, Thursday night is our bowling night.
Al Bundy:
That's right. And why do we always go bowling on Thursday night? Because at the Jiggly Room, Thursday night is always...
Bob Rooney:
A-cup night!
Jefferson D'Arcy:
There's not a single Dr. Yummy in the whole house!
Al Bundy:
Hence, we won't get excited.
Bob Rooney:
But what if we do?
Al Bundy:
Well, try to imagine Jefferson's wife up on stage with no clothes on.
Bob Rooney:
What if that doesn't work?
Al Bundy:
Then try to imagine Jefferson himself up on stage with no clothes on.
Ike:
What if that doesn't work?
[everyone stares oddly at Ike]
Al Bundy:
Then you're out of the club.
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