Married with Children1987

Bud:
[dressed in stolen bellboy uniforms in order to sneak past a bodyguard] Okay, Sasquatch. It's checkout time.

[Hearing his voice, the door near Bud opens up and a very large older woman named Rita steps out]

Rita:
Oh good, they sent a cute one this time.

Bud:
Huh? Wha? Oh, for the love of God, no! No!

[Rita pulls Bud into her room and shuts the door]

Bud:
[heard from inside the room] Help me-eee!

[Rita opens her door and puts a Do Not Disturb sign on it, then goes back in and a lot of commotion is heard]

Bud:
[heard from inside the room] Mommeeeeeeeee!

[after being raped by a very large older woman called Rita]

Bud:
Now I know how Tom Arnold feels.