Married with Children1987

[Bud and Kelly are still harassing Jerry Mathers at Foodies]

The Beaver:
Look, here's 50 cents. It's all I have. Now please leave me alone.

Bud:
Just one more question; if all the autograph hounds will stay back a minute. Did you ever think of teaming up with that Eddie Munster kid for the "Throughly Pathetic Tour '91"?

The Beaver:
Let's get this over with once and for all. I may have to earn a pathetic living by donning the cap of The Beaver and appearing at supermarkets, but at least my father doesn't sell women's shoes.

[Shamed, Bud and Kelly slink off]

The Beaver:
Golly, that felt good.