Married with Children1987

Marcy:
[after a sky-diving department store Santa splattered all over the Bundys' back yard, while Steve and Marcy were over, the coroners are clearing up outside; inside, Steve is pouring a large drink, while Marcy is babbling, and both are shaking] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...

[Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud are all eating pizza]

Al:
Hey Peg, you know what we ought to do tomorrow? We oughta make some Christmas cookies.

Peggy:
Oh yeah, and maybe some eggnog, with nutmeg.

Bud:
Mmm!

Steve Rhoades:
You ghouls! Don't you understand, there's a splattered Santa all over your yard!

Al:
What do you want me to do Steve? Quit eating?