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Gina Waters:
Okay, this how we play, when I ask a question, you just answer it honestly, okay? That means everybody.

Martin Payne:
I'm gonna do the honest thing, girl!

Gina Waters:
Alright. Question number one - "Would you date someone who was 40lbs. overweight?"

Martin Payne:
Nah. Nah. No. No. I got to breathe , baby. [act like he's suffocating]

Pamela 'Pam' James:
I would. I mean, as long as 20 of it was in his wallet.

Cole Brown:
Uh, sure. 40lbs. overweight means baby can cook.

Pamela 'Pam' James:
Next question: "If you were married and shipwrecked on a desert island with a beautiful stranger, would you make love to them?"

Cole Brown:
Whew, Mary Ann and Ginger? Yeah! But not that Mrs. Howell.

Gina Waters:
Martin?

Martin Payne:
Come on, baby, I would die making love to a coconut before I'd cheat on you.

Gina Waters:
Next question: "Would you date someone who was of a different race than yourself?"

Cole Brown:
It don't matter what race she is. We all black when the lights go out.

Thomas Strawn:
Well, I don't know. My mama always told me, "If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home."

Cole Brown:
Wait a minute. Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college.

Thomas Strawn:
No, she wasn't white! She was French!

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