Martin1992

Martin Payne:
[opening monologue] I remember my 1st practical joke. It was on my cousin Ken. He was outside playing basketball so I figured, right, I'll go to the refrigerator, get a bottle of soda, pour some dishwashing liquid in it - you know, play that joke. I could see him come in the house and take a sip of that and say, "Hey Martin, this is not soda! Good one , good one." Sure enough, 15 minutes later, he comes running into the house. he went for that soda. At least he taught it was soda. "Hmm, pah! Yo , man!" As he chuckled like a maniac, he beat me like he didn't know me. As he punched and he laughed and he punched and he laughed and he punched and he laughed, this is when I realized I had the gift to make people laugh. Thank you Ken, thank you.