Mary Tyler Moore1970

[Ted is complaining to Mary that he doesn't like the new cue card *girl*]

Ted Baxter:
And there's, uh, there's something else, too. I, ahem, I don't feel right, you know, ahem, when I make, ahem, certain kind of jokes during the commercial breaks when a girl's around.

Mary Richards:
Well, Ted, if you don't feel right, then don't make them.

Ted Baxter:
Well, I... I have to! They keep the little people relaxed. They keep them sort of loose, you know? I need a loose crew, Mary!

Murray Slaughter:
Ted, if you don't have a loose screw, nobody does.