Master of None2015

[first lines]

President:
We need to contain the sickening. Dr. Graham, what's the latest on the outbreak in Kentucky?

Scientist:
Kentucky, Madam President? Kentucky is gone. The sickening, it got them all.

President:
Has there been any progress on the cure?

Scientist:
I have my best technicians analyzing the samples as we speak.

Dev:
[as Dr. Vincent] All right. Let's add 50 milligrams of the iGG solution.

Benjamin:
[as Lab Technician] Right away, Dr. Vincent.

Dev:
Solution is stable. It's game time. Let's add the virus.

Benjamin:
Where did you obtain the sample?

Dev:
Found it off some monkey at the Memphis Zoo. It's the latest strain.

Benjamin:
[dramatic music as he lifts the vile] Virus, party of one, your table is ready.

Dev:
Careful. Easy. Solution is nonreactive. Antibodies are stable. Madam President, we have a cure.

President:
Oh, thank God!

Scientist:
Outstanding.

Benjamin:
You did it, Doctor!

Dev:
It was a team effort, Terry.