Master of None2015

Dev:
Denise, you ever been followed?

Denise:
Hell yeah! One time I went to the movies by myself, right? Theater full of empty seats. This dude comes to sit down right next to me being a creeper the whole time. Then after the movie, he followed my ass home. I had to pretend my cell phone was a taser just to scare him away.

Dev:
Damn. What movie was it?

Denise:
Failure to Launch.

Dev:
The Matthew McConaughey romcom? Why'd you see that?

Denise:
Okay, after that story you're criticizing me for my movie choice?

Dev:
Kinda. You saw it *in* the theaters? What, you see the trailer and thought it looked interesting?

Denise:
Okay, first off, Sarah Jessica Parker is bae, and you know I got diverse cultural tastes!

Dev:
Uh, interesting you go see Failure to Launch but when I invited you to see You, Me and Dupree you said nah.

Denise:
Uh, 'cause my girl Sarah Jessica Parker isn't in that one.

Dev:
True. She did kill it in Ghost of Girlfriends Past.

Denise:
That's Jennifer Garner!

Dev:
She killed it, too.