Master of None

     

Master of None2015

Master of None is an American comedy-drama web television series, which was released for streaming on November 6, 2015, on Netflix. The series was created by Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang, and stars Ansari in the lead role of Dev Shah, a 30-year-old act… more »


Police Officer:
You said you took a video of the incident?

Dev:
Yeah.

Police Officer:
Can you send it to this number? [handing him his card]

Dev:
Whoa. So I'm texting you a video of him jerking off? This is weird.

Police Officer:
[blank stare]

Dev:
Come on, it *is* a little weird.

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