Master of None2015

[first lines]

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Julius:
[in Twins movie] Do we look okay?

Hampton:
See? Look at the picture. Look how it's slanting and jumping around.

Arnold:
Yeah, I see that, Grandpa. It's the tracking. I'm trying to fix it.

Hampton:
It normally doesn't look like that.

Arnold:
I know. I'm working on it.

Hampton:
Well, now it's worse.

Dev:
Uh, you know, Grandpa Hampton, we might be ignoring the larger issue here. Nobody uses VCRs anymore. Why don't we throw that guy in the garbage and we have old Arnold buy you a brand new Blu-ray player?

Hampton:
I don't trust those discs. I don't want any lasers in my home. Plus, I got my collection of tapes already.

Arnold:
Yeah, Dev, I don't think they have the 1996 US Open tennis quarterfinals on Blu-ray yet.

Hampton:
Don't tell me who wins!

Arnold:
All right. I give up. The stress that it's gonna take for me to fix this is not worth the $3 to buy you a new VCR. We're gonna go out and get you one.

Hampton:
Forget about watching Twins. Let's skip it. Let's just sit it down, have a beer. Let's talk.

Dev:
Dude, we got to get the f*** out of here. I'm not trying to hang out with your cranky grandpa. You said we're coming to Astoria to get a tasty shawarma and we'd see your grandpa for a minute. I've been watching blurry Twins for an hour.

Arnold:
I know. I'm sorry, dude.

Dev:
Tracking's so bad, it looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are twins.