Master of None

Master of None2015

Master of None is an American comedy-drama web television series, which was released for streaming on November 6, 2015, on Netflix. The series was created by Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang, and stars Ansari in the lead role of Dev Shah, a 30-year-old act… more »



Denise:
Dev, you want kids?

Dev:
Part of me is like, "Yeah." It could be an amazing human experience.

Denise:
True, true.

Dev:
But then part of me's like, "All right, later tonight, I want to get some pasta." Now, if I have a kid, I can't go. I got to scramble to find a sitter or something.

Dev:
What if I don't find a sitter, huh? Then what? What, I'm not eating the pasta?

Denise:
That sounds horrible.

Arnold:
That said, I *do* know some parents who still eat pasta.

Dev:
Yeah, they're eating their little kids' SpaghettiOs. They ain't housing that fresh gnocchi.

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