Mater's Tall Tales2008

Mater:
The biggest stunt that Mater the Greater ever did was jumping Carburetor Canyon.

Lightning McQueen:
Jumping Carburetor Canyon? No way.

Mater:
Yes way. You remember. You was there, too.

[cut to stunt about to happen; Lightning is next to Mater, also painted up like him, also with rockets on his back]

Lightning McQueen:
*WHAT*?

[one of Mater's assistants puts buck teeth on Lightning's mouth]

Mater:
Ready, buddy?

Lightning McQueen:
*Ready*?

Mater:
Alright, then, git 'er done!

[the assistant lights the rockets on Lightning's back and pushes him off the edge; Lightning goes rocketing down the ramp and starts flying across; cut back to Radiator Springs]

Lightning McQueen:
Well, what happened?

Mater:
[subdued] You didn't make it...