Maude1972

Vivian Cavender Harmon:
[revealing her gift to Maude] This is the New York Times Maude, from the day you were born.

Maude Findlay:
[pushing the paper away] Oh, isn't that nice.

Vivian Cavender Harmon:
Look, look at it. Here, look. [reading some of the details] Calvin Coolidge was president.

Maude Findlay:
[laughing uncomfortably] Calvin Coolidge.

Vivian Cavender Harmon:
Rudyard Kipling has written new book!

Maude Findlay:
[becoming irritated] NEW book!

Vivian Cavender Harmon:
Sirloin steak, twelve cents a pound! You know that this is over HALF A CENTURY old! I mean this is an antique! Look at it. It's all yellow and cracked...

Maude Findlay:
[snapping] VIVIAN!