Maude1972

Maude Findlay:
Listen darling, I'm so sorry I'm so edgy, but i'm exhausted. I was so nervous about this morning that I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Walter Findlay:
Well why didn't you take something, like a couple of Seconals?

Maude Findlay:
We're out of Seconals, but I did take two Chloral Hydrates and a Librium and they didn't work.

Walter Findlay:
Well I took two Miltown and a Doriden and I slept like a lamb.

Maude Findlay:
...and snored like a moose. No, I should've taken two Meprobromates with a Nembutal instead of the two Chloral Hydrates with the Librium.