Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere2004

Paddy:
[approaches dancers] Alright love? Here's 10p go and phone yer mum, tell her you won't be home tonight.

Dancing Girl 1:
I've got a mobile, d*ckhead!

Paddy:
[Paddy moves onto next group] Ladies think of a number between one and ten.

Dancing Girl 2:
Eight.

Paddy:
You lose, now take your tops off!

Dancing Girl 2:
F*** off!

Paddy:
[approaches another girl] Hey there, can you catch love?

Dancing Girl 3:
Why?

Paddy:
Because there is a couple of balls coming your way. [Girl holds up a mechanical claw hand] Dave is that you mate? [Paddy quickly moves off]

Paddy:
I don't understand it, those lines are tried and tested.

Max:
You mean they're tired and tested more like it. Woman in this day an age don't want that. Woman today like a bit of romance, like a bit of sensitivity.

Paddy:
Where'd you learn that?

Max:
Watching Trisha.