Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere2004

Max:
I'm going to get in touch with Tina. She knows we're innocent, she knows the truth.

Paddy:
Well you'd better do it quick. Its all right for you, you know. A good looking lad like me is a valuable commodity in here you know.

Max:
Its all right I've seen a pay phone and... What do mean its all right for me?

Paddy:
When Paddy steps in those showers, them lads will think its Christmas morning. They'll ride me like a Blackpool Donkey.

Max:
Well what we've got to do, is make them lot think that me and you are a couple of hard nuts. Let them think we're a couple of big time gangsters. Come on chest out, chin up! We're doing a bit of bird as per! Me and you, Tango and Cash, Magnet and Steel! What do you say?

Paddy:
I'm going to get bummed.