Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere

     

Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere2004



Bouncer:
Empty your pockets please, sir [Max empties pockets onto desk] Afro comb!

Max:
[turns to Paddy] You never know! You never know!

Bouncer:
Pound-coin holder! Empty! One key attached to one keyring [reads from keyring] "I've stroked a beaver at Drayton Manor"! Have you now? [Max nods] sign here please!

Max:
[signs document] What do i do now?

Bouncer:
just through there please, sir [Max leaves making Paddy first in line] Name?

Paddy:
Patrick O'Shay!

Bouncer:
Empty your pockets please, sir [Paddy empties pockets onto desk] one pornographic magazine, the Finger Club! One pack of condoms, ripped for the lady's pleasure. Flavour: Biscuit.

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