Metalocalypse2006

Pickles the Drummer:
Hey douchebag! [car is lowered down] Happy birthday!

Nathan Explosion:
Well what do you think?

Toki Wartooth:
Big fat tires and everything!

William Murderface:
But I already got, like, a million limos.

Pickles the Drummer:
Dude, not like this one. This is the limo that Kennedy got his brains smashed open in with a bullet.

Nathan Explosion:
It's all souped up... and desecrated.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Yeah, dude, and the driver's seat is the chair from, like, where President Wrinkloln was shot. And assassinated in.

Pickles the Drummer:
And... you're entered in the first ever Dethklok Dethmolition Klok-a-matae Deth Derby!

Toki Wartooth:
And I made you this macaroni murder lady! What used to be the red hots were the blood, but I ates them.

William Murderface:
You mean I get to destroy United States history... literally? [sheds a bloody tear]