Metalocalypse2006

Nick Ibsen:
We're back with arguably the greatest entertainment force in the history of the world, Dethklok. Gentlemen... you are the twelfth-largest economy in the world and climbing... and yet you all are *intensely* private. Little is known about your personal lives. Why...

Nathan Explosion:
[cutting him off] Because.

Nick Ibsen:
[pause] Well, we at "The Nick Ibsen Show" do pride ourselves on uncovering... the m - [he is interrupted again by Murderface slamming his knife into the table]

William Murderface:
Hey, douchebag! Why don't you drill a hole in your forehead and let all the sap run out?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
Huh-huh, for pancakes.

Nick Ibsen:
As intimidating as it is to interview such amazing entertainment figures, I nonetheless have a journalistic duty to uncover... [a fly is heard unzipping, followed by a stream of urine hitting the floor]... certain, uh... are you urinating on my shoes?

William Murderface:
[pause] Yes, I am.