Metalocalypse2006

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
[the band is drinking heavily after their disastrous comedy routine] The best metal band of all time, and we gets boos off the stage! Pfft.

William Murderface:
Eh, they just didn't get us. Whatever.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
They'll laugh at the dildo who is onstage before us?

Toki Wartooth:
That guy was amazing! Are you kidding me?

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
He is horribles, Toki! He just made the reference. "Remember this? Remember that?" He is dildo.

Toki Wartooth:
But *you* laugh.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
I did.

William Murderface:
Yeah, he was pretty good.

Nathan Explosion:
[sick of the bickering] HE WAS GREAT!

Toki Wartooth:
Eh, maybe we do better tomorrow.

Pickles the Drummer:
[completely wasted on booze] Are you kiddin' me? I DIED up there! It was brutal! And I ain't never goin' back up there again, 'cause I ain't funny... and neither are any of you. I'm dark and brutal and filled with hatred. I ain't got no sense of humor. You wanna do comedy? Do it without me. I'm leaving. [he walks out]