Metalocalypse2006

Reporter:
It's being called "The Ticket of the Century." Mordhaus, the breathtaking home of Dethklok, will be open to the public for the first time in celebration of this year's International Dethfan Day. Several banks have closed because customers are trying to withdraw all of their life savings in an attempt to purchase one of these coveted tickets. An official statement from Dethklok calls this "a psychotic day of insane celebration for regular jackoffs."