Metalocalypse2006

Nathan Explosion:
I just found out we can fire anybody we employ.

Pickles the Drummer:
Can we give ourselves a raise?

Nathan Explosion:
Yeah. No, I found that out too.

Pickles the Drummer:
Well then, you know, I give myself a raise right now.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
I give myself a raise too.

Toki Wartooth:
I give myself a solid gold telephone!

William Murderface:
I give myself a bunch of boats, with a bunch of Vietnamese people on them, on fire.