Midnight Screenings2011

Sarah Lewis:
So he's in Math class, and his teacher's like, "You're in for detention," and then he comes in for detention... and it's the creepiest "seducing a 12-year-old" scene... and it's obvious they're trying to play it for laughs, but it was making me a little bit nauseous. This kid...

Jake Norvell:
It's pedophilia!

Sarah Lewis:
-looked like, he was a twelve-year-old, and there was this, like, twenty-five-year-old seeing all, like, "I need to see you after class," and like takes him in the back room, and there are these sex noises.

[awkward pause]

Sarah Lewis:
So he gets his teacher pregnant, and flash-forward to like twenty-something years later. Adam Sandler is in big trouble with the IRS. He needs a certain amount of cash money, and so he's gonna go hit up his son for money, like, he's gonna get him to be on the Jerry Springer sort of show thing.

[long pause]

Sarah Lewis:
I'm just so tired. This movie gave me a headache.

[pause]

Jake Norvell:
My chest hurts.

Sarah Lewis:
[giggles] I feel, I feel faint.

Jake Norvell:
Like, I honestly think... I'm like, I'm, I'm coming, Elizabeth.

Sarah Lewis:
[laughs] it's the big one.

Jake Norvell:
[exasperated] This, this is the big one.