Midnight Screenings2011

Sarah Lewis:
It was originally going to be me and Jillian, but she decided she didn't want to.

Jake Norvell:
No, I believe-I believe...

Sarah Lewis:
[sarcastically] I can't imagine why.

Jake Norvell:
I believe the correct terminology is she pussied the f*** out!

Sarah Lewis:
Okay, so she decided she didn't want to.

Jake Norvell:
Oh, no, don't, don't, don't. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Don't you be sugarcoating this bullshit for anybody, that she decided- I decide every goddamn week that I don't wanna do this. "Please," I ask, "please don't let me go see this. I will do anything." Do I get that? No. Jillian's like, "Oh, I can't watch it." "Why?" Why? Because it's a terrible f***ing movie. She gets to sit this f***ing thing out, and I get brought into this. Tis is not a child's movie! This isn't part of my schtick. Why am I here? I am here, ladies and gentlemen...

Sarah Lewis:
You're here because your hatred for Adam Sandler... is legendary. That is why you're here.