Midnight Screenings2011

[offscreen, Brad is approaching Jake and Sarah's car]

Jake Norvell:
Don't you f***ing dare wave to me!

Sarah Lewis:
[laughing] You are in so much trouble right now, you have no idea!

Jake Norvell:
[enraged, to Brad] I swear to God, if you come within my arms' reach, I will strangle each and every motherf***ing one of you, in front of the goddamn camera, and they can take me to jail for all I care! You filthy sons of b*tches! I hope you all die of herpes! Do you understand? You can't even die of herpes, and I hope you do!

Sarah Lewis:
Maybe they could, like, get it in their lungs.

Jake Norvell:
[throws an empty cigarette box]

Jake Norvell:
Worst f***ing movie in the history of movies!