Midnight Screenings2011

Jerrid Foiles:
[to Jake] Go on.

Jake Norvell:
I'm laughing my ass off. I didn't do it, okay. I don't appreciate you immediately coming to the conclusion that I did like this movie.

Brad Jones:
Sorry, sorry.

Jake Norvell:
But in your defense, there's a very good possibility I did, but no.

Jerrid Foiles:
Let's just say this, there was another couple in that, uh, in that theater.

Brad Jones:
You weren't alone?

Jake Norvell:
[shaking his head giddily]

Jerrid Foiles:
No.

David Gobble:
No, no, no, no, no. Explain the story in full please.

Brad Jones:
I think I know where this is going.

Jake Norvell:
Oh, you should. So, uh, we're sitting there, and, um, the ticket lady first came in and just, like, sat there, staring at us, and I was like, "How ya doin'?" She's like, "What movie is this?" I was like, "Mr. Popper's Penguins! Come on in! Have a seat! We're the only ones watching it!" She laughed and laughed and I'm sitting there watching the commercials I just paid ten dollars to see. And, uh, this couple walked in, and they were walking up, and the guy was like, "Wow! I thought we were gonna be the only people here." And I was like, "I was thinking the exact same thing when you guys came in."

Brad Jones:
Yeah.

Jake Norvell:
I didn't think much of it.

Brad Jones:
Uh-huh?

David Gobble:
Continue

Jake Norvell:
This is exactly where it's going.

Brad Jones:
[laughing]

Jake Norvell:
Um, so we're sitting there, and, uh, we're watching the newest tweeny movies that are going to come out.

Brad Jones:
Yeah?

Jake Norvell:
And, uh, I hear a moan. Uh, a female moan. And I was like, "What the f*** was that?" And I started to laugh, because they're sitting, like, in the very top row of the theater, alright, way behind us. I'm sitting, we're sitting front row. I mean, not front row, center, like in the middle of the row, the ideal viewing spot.

Brad Jones:
Yeah.

Jake Norvell:
And I heard that, so I started to giggle, because it's [blows raspberry] midnight, and I'm tired. And, uh, and then I hear, "Uh! Ouch!" So like what is going on up there?

Brad Jones:
That doesn't go there!