Midsomer Murders1997

[Nadia Simons, a wine connoisseur, is giving her verdict at a tasting of Carnarvon Estate's new wine]

Nadia Simons:
Ladies and gentlemen. I have tasted some great English wines in my time... Unfortunately this is not one of them. It's cloyingly sweet with no discernible complexity of flavour. I suppose I'd drink it at a wedding but I certainly wouldn't insult the bride by toasting her with it.

William Carnarvon:
Good heavens, how can you say that?

Nadia Simons:
Sorry, William. Better luck next time.

Ryan Carnarvon:
[Matilda Stowe suddenly collapses] Grandma, grandma!

Diana Carnarvon:
Mum, mum.

William Carnarvon:
Matilda, you all right? , [many of the guests collapse]

Nadia Simons:
[drily, to herself] Everyone's a critic!