Midsomer Murders1997

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DCI Tom Barnaby:
Oh no. The world and his wife's here.

Cully Barnaby:
Kind of the idea, Dad. Couple of drinks, though, and you won't notice them.

Joyce Barnaby:
[referring to passing yacht] Now that's the sort of thing, Tom. Only maybe more old-fashioned and stylish.

DCI Tom Barnaby:
Yeah, that'll be it. Your mother thinks I need to relax more; weekends on the river, our own boat perhaps.

Cully Barnaby:
It's a good idea. D'you know, there's loads for sale in the local paper.

DCI Tom Barnaby:
Is this a conspiracy? In my job you get ten years for that.