Midsomer Murders1997

[Dr Bullard is examining the body of Alistair Kingslake]

Dr Bullard:
Beaten to death with a one iron. What a way to go. This hole's famous, you know. I played it once - got a quadruple bogey. It's known as Crisp's Folly.

DCI Tom Barnaby:
Crisp's what?

Dr Bullard:
Folly. Chap called Crisp lost his house on a bet, playing this hole. It's got a ninety-degree dogleg, you see. You take a driver from the tee and you're liable to end in the jungle, but with an iron you might not get a shot at the green.

DCI Tom Barnaby:
[sarcastically] Well, that's absolutely fascinating, George, but I don't speak golf.