Mind Your Language

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The 1st Episode of Season 1 and the show. Mr Brown is taking the attendance and asked everyone in class to say "Present". He calls out the different students'name one by one. more »



Ali Nadim:
Did you know, it takes two Sikhs to milk a goat? One to be holding the teats, and the other to be moving the goat up and down, up and down!

Ranjeet Singh:
And did you know, that Muslims have no ice? Because the man who is making the ice has left!

Ali Nadim:
Are you saying that all Muslims are stupid?

Ranjeet Singh:
No, just you!

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