Mind Your Language1977

Jeremy Brown:
In future you will be given extra homework and I hope that I see some improvement. Some of you are just simply not trying; for example, Max, the opposite of Anti-Meridian is not Uncle-Meridian but Post-Meridian.

Maximillian Papandrious:
h'OK [Giovanni laughs behind hand]

Jeremy Brown:
I don't know what you're laughing about Giovanni, your answer to the question 'write a sentence using 'a metaphor' was unbelievable.

Giovanni Capello:
[surprised] But I did write a sentence using a metaphor!

Jeremy Brown:
Oh yes, last night I phoned my girlfriend and a metaphor a drink.