Mind of Mencia2005

[phone rings]

Stacy:
Carlos, seriously, it's the president of the United States.

Host:
S-send him through.

George Bush:
Carlos, it's president George W. Bush. Ya got a minute?

Host:
Yea, Yeah, what's up?

George Bush:
Well, I just want to say that uh, Laura and I really love your show.

[Heh heh heh]

Host:
God... I'm honored, sir.

George Bush:
Well, I appreciate that, but I do have an official request for ya, CM.

Host:
What would that be?

George Bush:
Well, Carlos, I've always tried to be a uniter, not a divider. Unfortunately, I feel your racialistically charged material is pulling this country apart. So as a favor to me, and America, could you please stop tellin' those ethnical jokes? Ya know, I'd appreciate that.

Host:
Sir, I love this country more than anything in the world, and I respect what you've done so much... but, the one thing I truly love about this country is freedom of speech. So... You can go f*** yourself, you redneck cracker!