Mind of Mencia2005
Mind of Mencia was an American television comedy series on the cable channel Comedy Central. Hosted by Carlos Mencia, it aired from July 6, 2005 to July 23, 2008. more »
Host:
[as gas station counter guy] Aren't you the one with twelve kids?
Hispanic Woman Customer At Gas Station:
[smiles] Yes I am.
Host:
[looks at camera]... What do you feed them? Losing lottery tickets? You're never going to win the lottery! You have a better chance of getting knocked up by Ryan Seacrest. And you have enough kids! Take your fifty dollars and buy yourself a vagina cork. I hope I get reincarnated as a condom so I never have to see your ugly-ass face again!
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