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Mind of Mencia was an American television comedy series on the cable channel Comedy Central. Hosted by Carlos Mencia, it aired from July 6, 2005 to July 23, 2008. more »


Host:
[as gas station counter guy] Aren't you the one with twelve kids?

Hispanic Woman Customer At Gas Station:
[smiles] Yes I am.

Host:
[looks at camera]... What do you feed them? Losing lottery tickets? You're never going to win the lottery! You have a better chance of getting knocked up by Ryan Seacrest. And you have enough kids! Take your fifty dollars and buy yourself a vagina cork. I hope I get reincarnated as a condom so I never have to see your ugly-ass face again!

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