MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

King Friday XIII:
Niece Aberlin, bass violin player, I presume?

Lady Aberlin:
Almost correct as usual, Uncle Friday.

King Friday XIII:
What do you mean by "almost correct", Lady Aberlin?

Lady Aberlin:
I am Lady Aberlin, that's correct. But I am not a bass violin player.

[Begins playing the bass badly]

King Friday XIII:
But that is a fine instrument that I have provided for you. It was made by excellent instrument makers.

Lady Aberlin:
But Uncle Friday, just because a person has a fine instrument doesn't mean that person can play it well.

King Friday XIII:
It's a good beginning, however.