MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

King Friday XIII:
[Chuck Aber is wearing a King Friday mask] Who is holding that large mirror?

Lady Aberlin:
There's no large mirror here, Uncle Friday.

King Friday XIII:
But there's a very large me.

Queen Sara Saturday:
It's the largest you I've ever seen, Friday.

King Friday XIII:
The large me may speak.

Chuck Aber:
King Friday XIII's the name, sire.

King Friday XIII:
But I am the person. Who speaks under that cover?

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Oh, Friday, you guessed it was a cover, you clever king.

King Friday XIII:
Of course I guessed. There's only one of the real me.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Well there's only one of everybody, toots.

King Friday XIII:
I guess that's true.